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Showing posts with label Hunters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hunters. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

THE LURKING COYOTE AND PAUL

There's a coyote lurking in my barn,
He ate a very skinny rat, oh darn,
The rat was called Paul,
He lived in a stall,
Paul made a nest for his babies, with yarn.




Saturday, January 20, 2024

SNOW WOLF

The bad wolf was so white, he blended in with the snow,
He crept up behind me, everywhere that I'd go,
As I fell to my knees,
I felt the most cold breeze,
The wolf's ripping and tearing was forever, so slow.

Monday, January 15, 2024

A PILE OF RANDY

Randy went out hunting in the woods with a spear,
All Randy did with the spear was scare the poor deer,
Along came a bear,
And she did not scare,
Now Randy is a pile of bear poop from bear rear.

Sunday, June 18, 2023

THE COUGAR LIKED HER S'MORES

Katy was a mountain lion, who really loved to eat,
She only snacked on campers, because campers are so sweet,
Katy would eat the campers down to their cores,
For campers taste like stacks of s'mores,
Katy left plenty for her baby lions, so they could get a treat.



Saturday, April 8, 2023

DEAR CAMP.TWO (Nature Does That Reckoning Thing)

I went to dear camp and I got a big scare,
My face was chewed off by an old grumpy bear,
I tried running,
But the bear wasn't funning,
He made me a scat pile of bones and red hair.



Wednesday, November 2, 2022

MIKE THE TURKEY WILL BE EATEN

Mike the turkey went to higher ground,
Where he thought his safety sound,
But hunter Pete,
Wanted turkey meat,
And got poor Mike with just one round.