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Showing posts with label thanksgiving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thanksgiving. Show all posts

Friday, April 12, 2024

THE SPACE LASAR GOT ME GOOD

There is this glowing space laser, some call it the sun,
It aims straight down on me, like some Martian ray gun,
It's not at all funny,
Getting zapped by the sunny
I feel cooked like a turkey, dry and crispy done.


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Monday, April 8, 2024

MY TURKEY WOULD NOT STUFF

When stuffing my turkey, my turkey would not stuff,
I think it was the stuffing that made the job so rough,
I tried stuffing the bird with juice,
But, as stuffing juice is loose,
After stuffing the bird a third time, I decided I had enough.


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Wednesday, December 27, 2023

SQUISHY RHUBARB PIE

My rhubarb pie came out real squishy,
Cousin Tim, wouldn't eat it, nor would cousin Trishy,
Uncle Bob ate it, and got really sick,
As did dad and mom and grandma Vick,
May they get well is my holiday wishy.
   

Thursday, November 23, 2023

WOULD YOU LIKE A SPIT OF TURKEY

We have a chew and spit contest, on each Turkey Day,
We chew up our turkey, then spit it away,
We spit it at grandma, we spit it at pa,
We spit it at the twins, Ziggy and Spa,
The winner gets stuffing and gravy, hurrah!

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

BIGFOOT'S GREETING ON TURKEY DAY

I went out hunting deer on this turkey day,
But, all I saw was Bigfoot and here's what he had to say,
"Get out of my woods,"
"Or I'll rip your goods,"
So, I turned tail and ran away, away, away.








Wednesday, November 23, 2022

MARK WENT LOOKING FOR TURKEY

Mark was asked to find turkey for Thanksgiving,
So, at the mill he quit his job of riving,
He hoped on a plane,
For a turkey to gain,
In Istanbul you will find Mark still living.

Monday, November 21, 2022

MY GOLDEN THANKSGIVING TURKEY

I bought a golden turkey for my Thanksgiving holiday,
He was really cheap and cost me so very little pay,
But, it was really hard to eat,
His gold leaf covered meat,
And, my ulcers should be healed up by next May.



Friday, November 11, 2022

IN MY TURKEY DINNER DREAM

In my turkey dinner dream,
There was never sour cream,
Like ships in the navy,
Taters floated in gravy,
I will resist your cream scheme.



Wednesday, November 2, 2022

MIKE THE TURKEY WILL BE EATEN

Mike the turkey went to higher ground,
Where he thought his safety sound,
But hunter Pete,
Wanted turkey meat,
And got poor Mike with just one round.

Thursday, November 25, 2021

DINNER, HUGS, BUGS, RUGS AND PORCELAIN

My family came over for dinner and hugs,
I love them so much, in their food I put bugs,
With a heave and and ho,
To my bathroom they go, 
I just hope they hit porcelain, not rugs.

Monday, November 23, 2020

I CARVED THE TURKEY

Because of Covid  I could not turkey shop via, a roam,😷
So, I carved my Thanksgiving beast from Dow Styrofoam,🦃
It did not bake but, caught fire,🔥
Burned like a rubber tire,💥♨
Now, I've no turkey, no dinner no home.🏚




PRUNE JUICE AND THE TURKEY BALLOON

I was to serve a non-meat turkey at Thanksgiving noon,
But, the turkey I baked was a turkey balloon,
Well, that's in the past,
So, after the blast,
We all got loose with some juice made with prune.


Friday, January 1, 2016

THE TURKEY IN MY SOUL

There is a turkey in my soul,
Because last Thanksgiving you see I stole,
At the Thanksgiving feast,
The wishbone of the beast,
And mom's sterling silver gravy bowl.