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Showing posts with label OMNIVORES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OMNIVORES. Show all posts

Friday, January 19, 2024

BEAR TRAP

They may smile, and seem quick to please,
Those bears skulking out beyond the trees,
They want a nice warm meal,
Walking meat has appeal,
When it comes to them with willing ease.

Monday, January 15, 2024

A PILE OF RANDY

Randy went out hunting in the woods with a spear,
All Randy did with the spear was scare the poor deer,
Along came a bear,
And she did not scare,
Now Randy is a pile of bear poop from bear rear.

Thursday, December 28, 2023

EAT OR BE EATEN BY PIGS

Bill liked his pork chops, he ate them sit times a day,
Bill raised his own pigs, and saved money that way,
One day Bill's heart, it stoped,
Into the pig pen he dropped,
Bill's pigs ate Bill all up, that's what his neighbors say.

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

TINSEL TOES THE BEAR

The bear put shiny tinsel on his toes,
Wherever he travels, the tinsel goes,
No one will dare,
Making fun of that bear,
Or, they be counting their multiple woes.

Saturday, December 2, 2023

WATCH OUT FOR P BEARS THIS WINTER

There was a polar bear in my yard,
He was eating my neighbor, Mr. Gerard,
When the white bear was done,
He ate Gerard's son,
That hit grandma Gerard really hard.


Tuesday, August 15, 2023

THE BEAR IN THE BARN WAS WAITING FOR ME

I went out to the barn and what surprise did I find,
A bear waiting out there, like a hunter in a blind,
He waited there just for me, 
He poured two cups of coffee,
We chatted and had a chance to unwind.

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

THE SAD BEAR AND HIS BELLY

There's a sad looking bear under my apple tree,
He ain't eating apples, he's waiting for me,
I'd give him a hug,
And pull him close, snug,
But I'd end up in the bears growling belly.

Sunday, August 21, 2022

HOW DICK AND SALLY EAT

Sally was an herbivore,
She ate bark and twigs and leaves,
She tried eating a wild boar,
That gave her stomach heaves,

Her boyfriend Dick really loved to eat,
He ate until his belly was soar,
But, Dick ate no plant food, he only ate meat,
Dick was a raging carnivore,

When Dick and Sally had a son,
Both of their feelings were slightly tore,
They were glad their child was having fun,
But, he was a voracious omnivore.