TRINA THE TAVERNEER

Trina went to bar school to learn, how to flip burgers, and sling the beers,

Trina learned how to talk to bar patrons, who drank beers to drown they're tears,

Trina's grade was on paper, a star of gold,

Five stars was just perfect, but Trina was sold,

Trina moved far North to sling malt beers, while flipping burgers made of deers.

I WENT FROM WRITING TO BIRDING

The auto grammar fixes, and spelling checkers of sentences and words,

Make my writings completely abysmal, for the fixes come out as turds,

The  turd changes make me cry,

I no longer wish to try,

So I bought some new binoculars; I thought I'd be a watcher of birds.