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Tuesday, March 5, 2024
RECKONING BY THE ELVES
My kitty likes to tear, rip and shred, elves into small parts,
So on Christmas Day, we just get one wrapped box, full of farts,
Real bad it makes us feel,
It ruins our Christmas meal,
So we go to the store, and play race with shopping carts.
JUSTIN AND RALPH: THE TEDDY BEARS AND KITTY
Justin was a cute teddy bear, who lived on my top bookshelf,
Justin was so sad, because he lost his best friend, Teddy Ralph,
Teddy Ralph fell to the floor,
Eight shelves down, and what's more,
Kitty ripped Teddy Ralph to shreds, believing he was an elf. (Stupid Kitty)
Sunday, November 26, 2023
BALLAD OF THE DILLY DOGS
Patches and Checkers were two dilly dogs,
They pretended to be rabbits, squirrels and frogs,
Then one pleasant day,
A cougar came their way,
Patches and Checkers, were soon two cougar logs.
IN LOVING MEMORY OF PATCHES AND CHECKERS
Sunday, June 18, 2023
THE COUGAR LIKED HER S'MORES
Katy was a mountain lion, who really loved to eat,
She only snacked on campers, because campers are so sweet,
Katy would eat the campers down to their cores,
For campers taste like stacks of s'mores,
Katy left plenty for her baby lions, so they could get a treat.
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
DEAR CAMP THREE (I'M LIP SMACKING GOOD)
I went to deer camp, and a cougar was there,
She ripped out my throat, and there was blood in the air,
I could not utter a word,
And, the last thing I heard,
Were kitty cougar smacking lips at the lair.
Friday, October 22, 2021
MY GOLDFISH IS A GOOD PET, NOT!
My goldfish is a nincompoop because poop is all he does,
Except he'll swim to the top of his bowel to eat a piece of fuzz,
I wish for a better pet than he,
For he does not comfort me,
He has no fluffy fur, he cannot pur or, love me just because.
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