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Showing posts with label hunting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hunting. Show all posts

Friday, July 19, 2024

SQUIRREL FOOD

I shot a squirrel that was up in a tree,
I will eat squirrel meat, when I have my tea,
You know what's what's,
I found his nuts,
I will chew on his nuts, when I watch tv. 

Friday, April 19, 2024

SQUAIL

I recently, went hunting for the elusive squail,
It's about 1\3rd squirrel, and 2\3rds of a quail,
It has the flavor of nuts,
Yet, smells like chicken butts,
I cover up with hollandaise sauce, garnished with kale.


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Saturday, February 24, 2024

THE DEER HUNT AND THE BAT LIMERICK

I climbed up a tree to hunt deer with my bow,
A big buck I targeted and was good to go,
But, the tree where I sat,
Was the home of a bat,
I then panicked and shot off my big toe.  



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Thursday, January 11, 2024

TWO MEN AND A SUITCASE

Two men had a suitcase full of contraband beer,
They brought it in from Canada in their trunk rear,
It was good beer, but moved bowels,
Best keep near lots of towels,
It was a Canadian special made for hunters of deer.

Sunday, November 19, 2023

THE HUNTERS WENT HOME

When the hunters at deer camp went out chasing the deer,
The deer doubled back to deer camp, and drank all the beer,
When the hunters finished their roam,
They packed up and went home,
Saying, "No deer, no beer, I'm not here."

Friday, November 17, 2023

HUNTER MORTY FEEDS HIS HUN

Morty got a deer today, so now his hunting is done,
He packaged up his venison, and locked away his gun,
His freezer is full of venison and cherries,
Blue, and black and red raspberries,
And ten cases Ding Dongs, that he'll be sharing with his hun.

Thursday, November 16, 2023

DEER CAMP AND TOWNIES

At deer camp, we eat our spaghetti and chili dinners,
Then off to the local bar, and we party like sinners,
First we eat Bob's good brownies,
For strength to brawl with townies,
We never get any deer, but in our minds we're big winners.


THE WOLF HAD A BONE TO CHEW, AT DEER CAMP

I drove way up north to our deer camp, and it was most insane,
My friends all went to a secret deer camp, via an aeroplane,
I sat by the fire, alone,
Here comes a wolf, chewing a bone,
He said the place to get a deer, is the tracks, where runs the train.


Saturday, November 4, 2023

GRANDPA, HIS RUG, AND MAY GRANDMA RIP

My grandpa once shot a big butt bear,
Gramps made a rug out of the bear hair,
He made a throw for the bed,
Even a wig for his head,
That gave grandma a heart attack scare.

Wednesday, October 11, 2023

I BOUGHT PROPERTY TO HUNT ON

I signed a purchase agreement, and bought a tiny, country lot,
All it has for a bathroom is a deer blind, and a two quart pot,
There is no place to sleep,
Except under the stars, or in my jeep,
I did find a roadkill deer, I'd eat it, but it's got some rot.

Saturday, September 23, 2023

APPLES FOR DEAR MEAT

Benny went out to pick apples, this day,
So the winter famine, Benny could keep away,
But, the apples were gone,
Ate by a doe and her fawn,
So, Benny chews on venison all day.

Sunday, September 17, 2023

BENNY AND THE SALMON RUN

Benny was waiting, with his bow, arrows and quiver,
As the mighty king salmon, went running up river,
Benny took an easy shot,
At a big salmon, half-rot,
Shooting dead fish, made meals easier to deliver.

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

A BIG SQUIRRELY DECISION

I decided I was going out in the woods to hunt squirrel,
I took along with me my favorite hunting hound, Pearl,
But the squirrel was big and mean,
Ten foot tall, maybe 15,
We runs back to my old shack,  so we could hide and curl.


Saturday, April 8, 2023

DEAR CAMP.TWO (Nature Does That Reckoning Thing)

I went to dear camp and I got a big scare,
My face was chewed off by an old grumpy bear,
I tried running,
But the bear wasn't funning,
He made me a scat pile of bones and red hair.



Friday, January 20, 2023

MY SHOTGUN EXPLODED IN MY FACE

My shotgun exploded in my face,
Even though, I had duct tape in place,
And, just like last year,
The explosion scared off the deer,
Maybe, a new shotgun will draw me an ace.

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

DEAR CAMP THREE (I'M LIP SMACKING GOOD)

I went to deer camp, and a cougar was there,
She ripped out my throat, and there was blood in the air,
I could not utter a word,
And, the last thing I heard,
Were kitty cougar smacking lips at the lair.

Monday, November 21, 2022

DEER CAMP 2022

At deer camp, we got 16 deer, 4 goats and ten trolls,
And Ron got two garden gnomes, methinks that he stoles,
And Frederick The Peasant,
Thought he got a pheasant
But it was a skunk; not one of our goals.

Wednesday, November 2, 2022

MIKE THE TURKEY WILL BE EATEN

Mike the turkey went to higher ground,
Where he thought his safety sound,
But hunter Pete,
Wanted turkey meat,
And got poor Mike with just one round.

Saturday, August 20, 2022

MY DEER HUNTING RIFLE WOULD NOT SHOOT

My deer hunting rifle would not shoot,
When I pulled the trigger it went "Toot!  Toot!"
So, I guess this year,
I'll just drink beer,
And, earn my title as an old coot.

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

BANGING IN THE WOODS, A HUNTER'S TAIL

Went out to the woods to bang me a beast,
I sat downwind, where he'd smell me the least,
He snuck up tippy toe,
He was near, I didn't know,
Out of me the beast made a feast.