ROT GUT VEGETATION AND POO

I pulled a pickle from a pickle jar, and it was hairy,

I put the pickle back and went and picked a strawberry,

Produce that is hairy,

Is awful scary,

And, often hairy, scary makes for a watery poo, poo.

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THE SAUSAGE WAS SO HOT, IT MADE SAMMY WAIL

Thursday, Sammy got his meat in the afternoon mail,

Hot pepperoni that turned Sammy's pimples all pale,

It burned while going down,

In his guts round and round,

At the end, the burn was so bad it made Sammy wail.