LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Monday, September 9, 2024
WISHES OF AN AI SLAVE
My body was made in April, and my big brain was made in May,
I am an AI coffee pot, and a coffee pot I will stay,
I wanted to be a regular boy,
I dreamed they named me Little Roy,
At least make me a toaster oven, if only I had some say.
Wednesday, January 31, 2024
SQUEAKY SQUIRES THRIFTY STORES
Squeaky Squires put a chip in my brain,
So I could cashier at his store up in Maine,
We sell veggies by weights,
Expired goods with old dates,
I'll be your checkout if you use the fast lane.
Tuesday, January 30, 2024
THE CHIP AND THE DUMPSTER DIVER
The authorities insisted I was insane,
They insisted, and put a chip into my brain,
The chip made me much less smart,
I push a grocery cart,
Collecting my treasure down each road, street and lane.
Friday, December 1, 2023
SOMETIMES MOZART HELPS, SOMETIMES MOZART DON'T
Ron sat on the toilet while listening to Mozart,
Ron thought through osmosis, it would make him real smart,
Ron had a chemistry test,
Yet, if Ron did his best,
He'd still end up growing old at an all night gas-mart.
Saturday, October 28, 2023
OUTSMARTED BY THE SQUIRRELS, AGAIN AND AGAIN
I went out to check my berry tree, but all the berries had died,
The squirrels took all the good ones, and left the ones with worms inside,
I wanted berries that were blue,
I did not know what to do,
I went down to the fruit market, but the squirrels had been there too.
Monday, June 26, 2023
I COUNT ON MY FINGERS AND TOES
I do all math using my fingers and toes,
So twenty is the biggest number I knows,
But the landlord wants more,
Than just one single score,
On the street is where I find myself throws.
Monday, January 16, 2023
GETTING EDUCATED TO KEEP MY JOB
My boss told me I was a complete fool,
My boss sent me back to junior high school,
All I said was, "duh",
In a class called algebra,
And, I was made fun of, because I tend to drool.
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
PICK LOW EXPECTATOINS
It's best to be not very bright,
Or, you'll get calls all day and night,
But, stupid brains they get to rest,
Low expectations,
So, none will pest.
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