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Showing posts with label Rhymes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rhymes. Show all posts

Saturday, December 21, 2024

SANTA HAS LABOR ISSUES

Santa isn't using reindeer to pull his sleigh, this year,
Instead, he's hired unicorns, they're cheap, they'll work for beer,
The reindeer have gone on strike,
Want more breaks, and a pay hike,
The elves won't cross the picket lines, and Christmas Eve is near.


Tuesday, December 17, 2024

THE DAM THAT BURST

When the lake dam burst, my log cabin took a rigorous swim,
Along with my sports card collection, and my pet spider, Jim,
The log cabin fell apart,
Nothing left for a restart,
No sports cards were recovered, and neither was my spider, Jim.

Sunday, December 8, 2024

UNCLE LEE IN PARLIAMENT

Uncle Lee ran for parliament, because he thought through parliament, he could rule,
There is no parliament in the U.S., he'd have known that if he'd gone to school,
Uncle Lee won big, his race,
But, he lost his civil case,
Uncle Lee tried to establish a parliament, but the judge was no one's fool.



Tuesday, December 3, 2024

FAILURE IS AN ART

I went to Ann Arbor Town, to take an art history class,
But, no matter how hard I tried, the art class I could not pass,
The teacher played too many games,
Making me learn too many names,
The only art I ever owned, was a talking, plastic bass.

Monday, December 2, 2024

Depression, Starvation, No Heat: It Must Be Christmas Again

I got sacked before Christmas, and will receive no more pay,
I won't get my Christmas bonus, it's not coming my way,
My kids will get no new toys,
No food for girls and boys,
And, off goes the heat and the lights, now it's a dismal day.

Sunday, December 1, 2024

BENNY GOT RETUBED

Benny used green leaves for toilet paper, and got a bad infection,
When he showed his old doctor, the doctor, quickly made a connection,
Some common green leaves, we all know,
Are poison, and cause drainage woe,
Benny stayed in the hospital, while they retubed his lower section.


Tuesday, November 5, 2024

FRESH FISH STEW FROM THE LAKE OF BLUE

The little creature floating in my stew,
I caught in the lake that was colored blue,
I bopped his head, so he would not come to,
If he did, this day he would come to rue,
He smelled like a fish, and tasted like poo.


Saturday, October 12, 2024

MARY HAD TWO PAIRS OF SOCKS

Mary had just two pairs of socks, she bleached them white as snow,
Everywhere that Mary went, one pair was sure to go,
Mary bloodied up her best pair of socks,
When she tripped over a pile of rocks,
A permanent stain; Mary bought a new pair with her doe.



Thursday, May 9, 2024

RICHIE HARD TIMES

He had a tic in his tock, 
And, a big rock in his sock,
He spent everyday, listening to Rosy Land Bach,

His debts started to swell,
He had nothing to sell,
Now, he spends every evening at the Boys Club & Dock.



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Monday, March 11, 2024

HEMORRHOIDS ARE DESTROYERS OF THE WORLD

Some wanted the world destroyed,
Some put such feelings, on avoid,
Then we all got nuked, 
Radiation we puked,
Just because a dictator had a hemorrhoid.

Sunday, January 29, 2023

THE SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM QUESTION

I love to eat scoops of ice cream atop a sugar cone,
But, every scoop of ice cream adds size round my hip bone,
So, how many scoops of ice cream is deemed to be just right?
Well, I simply eat scoops of ice cream until my jeans get way too tight.


Saturday, December 3, 2016

THE WALNUT SILLY RHYME

My eyes grew tired,
My eyes went shut,
My shell was cracked,
I am a walnut,

I have no eyes,
At least none to see,
I'm a tasty treat,
Oh, woe is me.