MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO THE EVERGLADES, AND BROUGHT ME SOMETHING BACK

My girlfriend Holly, went on a trip to the Everglades, swamp seas,

Before Holly left we kissed, and hugged, and shared 13 species of flees,

When my sweet Holly returned  back,

I made her dinner in my shack,

She shared some long worms with me, that ate my internal organs with ease.

CURE FOR AN UNUSUAL ITCH ON THE DOG

I have an unusual dog, 

I named her the Polliwog,

She done swum in the ditch,

Got a real awful itch,

So, I mud-packed her in a frog bog.

 

Polliwog Epilogue

Cured The Ditch Itch On The Bitch