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Showing posts with label space. Show all posts
Showing posts with label space. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

CAPTAIN MANGO TOO

There was a starship captain, named Captain Mango Too,
Everywhere the Captain went, he brought along his crew,
One night drinking on planet Mars,
They all got in fights at the bars,
They woke next day in a jail cell, all drenched in puke and poo.

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Friday, March 8, 2024

DON'T VISIT OFF WORLDERS, UNLESS YOU'RE INVITED

My big brother was vaporized, out in space,
He went calling there, upon an alien race,
There was a picture pattern,
Way out on planet Saturn,
But the aliens didn't like my brother's face.

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

MY SPACE TRAVEL ADVENTURE

I was in my spacecraft, traveling at the speed of light,
I should have installed some headlamps, so I could see at night,
I ran into a saber-toothed space-bear,
Cracked open my ship, and leaked out my air,
Space bear will eat me, and I do not think it is alright.


Monday, February 19, 2024

MY SPACESHIP CRASHED, AGAIN

Because I used repurposed tin,
My spaceship fell apart again,
No trip out to Mars,
Let alone the stars,
A crashing spaceship is no win.

Friday, February 9, 2024

THE TRAPEZOID.

I was watching a big meteor flying at us from the sky,
It was quite apparent that soon it would hit us, and we would die,
Then a bright spaceship appeared,
It was trapezoid, so weird,
The spaceship laser-beamed the meteor, it blew apart, oh my!


Friday, February 2, 2024

ON THE COMPANY DIME, MARS WAS A GOOD TIME

I rode a great big spaceship all the way to Mars,
To write an article on their electric cars,
I went to my Martian hotel,
To rest there for a little spell,
Then I went out to the Martian nightclubs and bars.


Tuesday, January 30, 2024

THE PARANOIDAL UNIVERSE

There are two parallel universes; one paranoid, one that's not
I live in the paranoid one, where every action is a plot,
What fortunes I would gladly give,
If In the other I could live,
Maybe I can get over there, if I sneak and lie and scheme a lot.

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

TIME TRAVELS WITH MORRIS

Morris bought a used time machine, but his time travels did not last,
Morris was eaten by a dinosaur, back in the distant past,
The dinosaur thought Morris yummy,
He put Morris in the dino tummy,
The dino got indigestion, because he ate his food too fast.

Monday, December 4, 2023

AFTER NOON, I WENT TO THE MOON

I decided to take a trip to the earth moon,
My new spaceship, and I and my dog, named Baboon,
My spaceship shifts by stick,
We rode it there real quick,
Partied with the natives, who hoped we'd be back soon.

Monday, October 23, 2023

WHAT MARTIANS WANT

I bought a large stretch of real estate on planet Mars,
I opened a dealership to sell electric cars,
The Martians would not buy,
Claimed the prices were high,
So I closed down, then opened some disco tech bars.  


Saturday, October 21, 2023

SPACE MONSTERS CAN HURT

There's a monster outside my spaceship, and he is from cold, deep space,
I think he wants to eat me, or maybe mess up real bad, my face,
He has long, sharp teeth, to bite,
Long claws to scratch out my sight,
I am wishing right now, I was way back home, by my fireplace.

Sunday, August 13, 2023

PLANET TERRA POX DEPARTED

Jack went to the planet Terra Pox, and Jack got very sick
I think it was the tasty lox, that laid Jack down so quick,
Jack's belly gurgled, and up sprayed green,
I think I saw a piece of spleen,
We put Jack's bod in a box, marked the grave with a bent stick.


Saturday, July 22, 2023

MOON LOVER

Everyone is desperate to move to the moon,
But there's no air to breath; no place to spoon,
It's hard to get water,
To drink and flush potter,
And moon cottage pottage, won't smell like perfume.

Tuesday, July 4, 2023

SPACECRAFT DISASSEMBLY, AND A BABOON IS LOST IN SPACE🚀

My spaceship disassembled as I journeyed toward the moon,
They launched it in bad weather, and probably way too soon,
It rattled really bad, 
While still on the launch pad,
Humans won't feel bad for me, I'm just a creature called, Baboon. 
 

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

YOU CAN TRAVEL ACROSS OUTER SPACE, AND STILL FIND SAND IN YOUR SHORTS

I blasted upward in my spaceship to visit off-planet land,
However, everywhere I went I found nothing, but deep sand,
Then far out among the stars,
Was a planet sim to ours,
With stone mountains and water valleys, called "grand".

Sunday, April 23, 2023

While Fungal Harvesting, Watch Out For Your Shoes

Whilst I cleaned fungus, from between my toes, at Lou's,
An alien from mars, stole my brand new blue/pink shoes,
That Martian, done a real bad,
I squeezed him hard, he got sad,
Now he's just a puddle of runny Martian ooze. 



Friday, April 21, 2023

BOOM WENT THE SPACESHIP

I launched a big, big spacecraft, and it blew up in the sky,
I lost a billion dollars, the people below the ship, only die,
Lucky I got a subsidy,
Others lost money, not me,
I got given even more money, next time my ship might fly.

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Wednesday, March 29, 2023

WHAT I DO BEST? I MAKE BOOM!

I built a huge rocket and flew it to Mars,
It never got there, but blew up and made stars,
They were all very shinny,
Did not last; just too tiny,
I guess I'll stick to building exploding cars.

Friday, September 9, 2022

ALIEN DINNER DATE



I dated an alien from Omicron Eat,
They had no arms, but had kick-ass feet,
They made me a meal,
Out of Omicron eel,
With rolls made from Omicron wheat.


Thursday, July 28, 2022

MY SPACECRAFT RAN INTO A STAR

My Spacecraft by L. Brandt
My spacecraft ran into a star,
Now, my spacecraft will not go,
And, I did not pay my insurance bill,
So, I cannot get a tow,

I'm now stranded way out in deep space,
My oxygen is running low,
No one answers calls to my place,
And, I can't reach my good friend Joe,

I'd like to order pizza,
But, there's limits on my doe,
Alone and hungry in deep space,
There are no limits on my woe.