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Showing posts with label sharing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sharing. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

THE SERPENT UNDER THE ROCK

There was a poison filled serpent underneath a pretty granite rock,
I thought I'd find a stick and clobber him, and record it for Tik Tok,
Then the serpent slithered toward me,
Bit me just below my bad knee,
As I lay crying, dying, the nasty serpent danced around, to mock.


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Tuesday, January 23, 2024

MR. TWO FISH TALKS LOSING WEIGHT

The three perch I caught would have made a real nice meal,
But the one good sized perch I caught, my cat did steal,
I gave my cupboard a good search,
Found no food to go with my perch,
Guess I'll lose some weight, now that dieting is my deal.


Saturday, December 16, 2023

MY SHOWER ROPE WAS EMPTY

Mason used up all the soap,
So, all I had was an empty rope,
So, I used up his shampoo,
Got even, true,
Now, he won't be telling ma, that I'm just a stupid dope.

Monday, November 27, 2023

SANTA DOES NOT LIKE TO SHARE WITH ELVES

While old Santa eats roast venison, we elves are eating snow,
Santa licks on candy canes; a taste we elves will never know,
Santa is all grins and smiles,
Santa has smart PR wiles,
Old Santa is very greedy, and he causes elves great woe.

Sunday, October 29, 2023

SQUIRREL PROOFED AND FREEZING

I squirrel proofed my bird feeder and made the squirrels mad,
They smashed up my solar panels, and smashed them up real bad,
Now I have no heat inside,
I'm freezing, but have my pride,
But, the birds shared the feed with the squirrels, that makes me sad.





Tuesday, July 25, 2023

I HAPPIED UP MY HONEY WHEN I SOLD MY ART OF AWE

I made a tapestry of flowers laying on some straw,
Everyone who saw it, had a gaping jaw of awe, 
I sold the tapestry for money,
I shared the proceeds with my honey,
My honey bought a big pet bird that went, "caw caw, caw, caw, caw".

Sunday, July 16, 2023

THE REBELLION OF THE RASPBERRIES

My raspberries needed more care,
But I hadn't the water to spare,
So they all got real grumpy,
And surrounded my dumpy,
And demanded that my water, I share.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

I LOVE TO BUY CANDY ON VALENTINE'S DAY

I love to buy candy on Valentine's Day,
I eat it myself and don't give it away,
When calories bring such despair,
It would be selfish to share,
So, I'll unselfishly eat candy and pay.