MY GENTLE TENDER FOOT

My wonderful, gentle, tender foot,

Worked long shifts on chimneys, clearing soot,

On the roof one day,

He slid fast away,

He now feeds a flower at the root.

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DUMPED BY PHIL, GREW WEED OF DILL

I got depressed when I got left by my Phil,

So I got me some dill seeds and grew me some dill,

My licenced dill farm,

Done no one no harm,

 Till I powdered the dill weed and made a thrill pill.

FOLLOW THE YELLOW, SICK TOAD

Some guy got lost way out in my woods,

We robbed him, we were dressed with yellow hoods,

I told him, "follow my bro, The Toad",

"He knows the way to the main road,

Toad is always sick, because he don't bath like he shoulds."

TIM IN LOVE

Every time Tim fell in love,💘💘💘 his love was unrequited,💔💔💔 

Though Tim's hurt gave him great misery😿😿😿💦💦💦,Tim's love was quite delighted,😁😁😁🐷🐷🐷

The loved💩💩💩, not love, is so cruel,😈😈😈

Heart breaker, then ridicule,😂😂😂👹👹👹👻👻👻🖕🖕🖕

Tim lives forever with misery, other's choices cannot be righted.😭😭😭🍺🍺🍺🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸🍸