LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, October 17, 2024
THE PAN HANDLER
The guy was away handling pots and pans,
He was the cook on a ship named, The Hans,
When the ship sunk down,
That cook guy did drown,
Trying to save a case of tuna cans.
Tuesday, April 9, 2024
MY GENTLE TENDER FOOT
My wonderful, gentle, tender foot,
Worked long shifts on chimneys, clearing soot,
On the roof one day,
He slid fast away,
He now feeds a flower at the root.
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Saturday, April 22, 2023
DUMPED BY PHIL, GREW WEED OF DILL
I got depressed when I got left by my Phil,
So I got me some dill seeds and grew me some dill,
My licenced dill farm,
Done no one no harm,
Till I powdered the dill weed and made a thrill pill.
Wednesday, April 19, 2023
FOLLOW THE YELLOW, SICK TOAD
Some guy got lost way out in my woods,
We robbed him, we were dressed with yellow hoods,
I told him, "follow my bro, The Toad",
"He knows the way to the main road,
Toad is always sick, because he don't bath like he shoulds."
Saturday, April 15, 2023
TIM IN LOVE
Every time Tim fell in love,πππ his love was unrequited,πππ
Though Tim's hurt gave him great miseryπΏπΏπΏπ¦π¦π¦,Tim's love was quite delighted,ππππ·π·π·
The lovedπ©π©π©, not love, is so cruel,πππ
Heart breaker, then ridicule,ππππΉπΉπΉπ»π»π»πππ
Tim lives forever with misery, other's choices cannot be righted.ππππΊπΊπΊπΉπΉπΉπΈπΈπΈ
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