This is the story of Billy Deed,
He was in a giant pickle,
Billy Deed was a pickle seed,
He froze and became a pickle-sickle
In the spring when he thawed out,
He thought he'd get his chance,
But, a pickle seed when it's thawed out,
Is a favorite food of ants.
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Showing posts with label SILLY RHYME. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SILLY RHYME. Show all posts
Friday, April 29, 2022
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
PICK LOW EXPECTATOINS
It's best to be not very bright,
Or, you'll get calls all day and night,
But, stupid brains they get to rest,
Low expectations,
So, none will pest.
Or, you'll get calls all day and night,
But, stupid brains they get to rest,
Low expectations,
So, none will pest.
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SILLY RHYME
Monday, October 12, 2015
PEABODY SMITH
Peabody Smith sat on a hill,
He was drinking his brandy,
And having a thrill,
Peabody looked out on his city with delight,
Then the mosquitoes swarmed him,
They started to bite,
He threw off his jigger and ran away,
The mosquitoes kept swarming,
They found Peabody next day,
A coroner happened to be handy,
He said Peabody lost every last drop of blood,
Filling the mosquitoes with brandy.
He was drinking his brandy,
And having a thrill,
Peabody looked out on his city with delight,
Then the mosquitoes swarmed him,
They started to bite,
He threw off his jigger and ran away,
The mosquitoes kept swarming,
They found Peabody next day,
A coroner happened to be handy,
He said Peabody lost every last drop of blood,
Filling the mosquitoes with brandy.
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