LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Tuesday, November 5, 2024
FRESH FISH STEW FROM THE LAKE OF BLUE
The little creature floating in my stew,
I caught in the lake that was colored blue,
I bopped his head, so he would not come to,
If he did, this day he would come to rue,
He smelled like a fish, and tasted like poo.
Tuesday, September 24, 2024
STONE STEW, MY BLUE
The stew I ate was full of stones and dirt,
The stew caused me a real awful, bad hurt,
I cracked a dear tooth,
I had since my youth,
And broke my jaw, which I had since my birth.
Monday, June 24, 2024
TRAMP FOOD AND DREAMS
I have animal blood and sugar, to flavor my potato, tonight,
I do not have any so called money, but I am still eating alright,
Soon, when my belly gets big,
I will be fat, like a pig,
I'll have to unbutton my trousers, for they will not be snug, but tight.
Saturday, November 25, 2023
FROG, CHEESE,YUMMY
I had parmesan cheese frog in my roaster,
Thick garlic/onion bread in my wide toaster,
It's the bestest of dinners,
The best of the big winners,
And, I am normally not a big boaster.
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
MY FAMILY MAKES ME SO SICK I WON'T EAT
Jerry the rabbit is always picking his big nose,
He picks and he picks, until the red blood freely flows,
He does it at the dinner table,
It makes my appetite, disable,
And, my pet monkey Trish, eats the jams between her toes.
Friday, May 26, 2023
I GOT A LICKEN, WHEN TEXAS BANNED CHICKEN
A law was just passed saying you could no longer eat chicken,
If you were caught eating bird you'd get a public licken,
A punishment of pain,
Affects one's brain,
Then the smell of cooked bird makes you sicken.
Monday, May 30, 2022
I CHEESED AND CHEESED
I cheesed and cheesed my lettuce salad mix,
It still tasted bad, so I tried a bacon bits fix,
I got tired of messing,
So I dumped on the dressing,
And reserved it for supper at six.
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
THE PORTION WAS SO SMALL
I went to a restaurant and ordered fish for my suppy,
I paid $45.00. and they served me a guppy,
The fish portion was so small,
I gave the waiter a call,
He then, offered me an extra hush puppy.
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