LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Supper
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Saturday, November 25, 2023
FROG, CHEESE,YUMMY
I had parmesan cheese frog in my roaster,
Thick garlic/onion bread in my wide toaster,
It's the bestest of dinners,
The best of the big winners,
And, I am normally not a big boaster.
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
MY FAMILY MAKES ME SO SICK I WON'T EAT
Jerry the rabbit is always picking his big nose,
He picks and he picks, until the red blood freely flows,
He does it at the dinner table,
It makes my appetite, disable,
And, my pet monkey Trish, eats the jams between her toes.
Friday, May 26, 2023
I GOT A LICKEN, WHEN TEXAS BANNED CHICKEN
A law was just passed saying you could no longer eat chicken,
If you were caught eating bird you'd get a public licken,
A punishment of pain,
Affects one's brain,
Then the smell of cooked bird makes you sicken.
Monday, May 30, 2022
I CHEESED AND CHEESED
I cheesed and cheesed my lettuce salad mix,
It still tasted bad, so I tried a bacon bits fix,
I got tired of messing,
So I dumped on the dressing,
And reserved it for supper at six.
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
THE PORTION WAS SO SMALL
I went to a restaurant and ordered fish for my suppy,
I paid $45.00. and they served me a guppy,
The fish portion was so small,
I gave the waiter a call,
He then, offered me an extra hush puppy.
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