LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Tuesday, December 26, 2023
NO GREETING CARD, JUST BAD NEWS FROM THE BANK
I went outside and got the mail, at the breaking of the dawn,
It was no greeting card, but a notice I was overdrawn,
I went to the bank,
I was in the tank,
No prob, I got stuff to pawn.
Thursday, October 26, 2023
SMELLY SOCKS TURTLE, AND CLOCKS
There was an old turtle and he fixed antique clocks,
He charged a big price for fixing real old tick tocks.
With mine, I paid on time,
Each week, paid him a dime,
And promised to darn his old nasty, smelly socks.
Monday, June 26, 2023
I COUNT ON MY FINGERS AND TOES
I do all math using my fingers and toes,
So twenty is the biggest number I knows,
But the landlord wants more,
Than just one single score,
On the street is where I find myself throws.
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