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Showing posts with label pest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pest. Show all posts

Friday, February 7, 2025

KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, OR THE BEDBUGS WILL GET YOU!

Sammy had little, baby bedbugs maturing in his nose,
All the neighbors would get bedbugs, upon a Sammy expose,
Sammy spread bedbugs near and far,
He drove them around, in his car,
When Sammy died from bedbug bites, they spread through Sammy's used clothes.




Monday, May 9, 2022

I WENT TO A SPACE STATION

I went to a space station to get some good rest,
But, they ran out of peanut butter, so I had to protest,
Then, they ran out of spaghetti,
That made me one angry yeti,
So, out the airlock they sent me as a pest.


Wednesday, May 11, 2016

PICK LOW EXPECTATOINS

It's best to be not very bright,
Or, you'll get calls all day and night,
But, stupid brains they get to rest,
Low expectations,
So, none will pest.