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Showing posts with label pasta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pasta. Show all posts

Saturday, September 2, 2023

RAW PORK AND ANGELS

I was so very hungry, the noodles tasted real yummy,
They were not at all done, so they were sitting in my tummy,
Then my pig was so raw,
To eat it I done gnaw, gnaw, gnaw,
Now I'm in the hospital, prognosis: they called my mummy.

Monday, November 22, 2021

WHY I HAVE NO CHAIRS LIMERICK

My relatives eat just pasta and beans,
Hence, in my family there aren't any leans,
So, when one sits on a chair,
The weight it won't bear,
I'd buy more chairs but, I've run out of means.