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Showing posts with label future. Show all posts
Showing posts with label future. Show all posts

Saturday, February 3, 2024

MYSTIC MERKEL PREDICTS TRUE

Psychic Mystic Merkel tells the true
About the future of me and you,
Your mom and dad, 
They hate me bad,
If we breakup, it'll be a boohoo.😭😭

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

THE CHIP AND THE DUMPSTER DIVER

The authorities insisted I was insane,
They insisted, and put a chip into my brain,
The chip made me much less smart,
I push a grocery cart,
Collecting my treasure down each road, street and lane.

Cyrus the Psychic 2

Cyrus The Psychic has psychic juices that flow,
Down from his sinus, and out the nose it do go,
His predictions come true,
Thanks to his brainy goo,
Horrible news for some, others love and much doe.

CYRUS THE PSYCHC

Cyrus The Psychic found a jewel, a rarity,
When he dripped snot on it, Cyrus found psychic clarity,
The drippings from his brain,
Predicted a client's loss or gain,
Cyrus charged a big fee because he was no charity.


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Monday, October 9, 2023

I'M GONNA BE COOL IN LIVERPOOL

The solar eclipse is coming; the goose pooped in my hat,
And, I was rejected by every single college frat,
I think I will drop out of school,
And trip over to Liverpool,
I heard that in Old England, is where all the actions at.


Monday, September 4, 2023

COMPETING WITH ZOMBIES IN TGE WORKPLACE

I guess zombies are good at coding, at least that's what everybody says,
I didn't think zombies did much, but eat brains and snack on Pez,
Stick an AI in a zombie head,
And, they will code until their eyes aren't red,
Zombie coders find good jobs, because they have an awesome res.


Friday, September 1, 2023

DEAD GUYS ARE OUT TO GET ME, SAYS MY PSYCHIC

I went to my Psychic, and her predictions were dire,
Some dead guy told her that he would blowout a tire,
One said he'd wait,
Then seal my fate,
By flying my kite into an electrical wire.


Tuesday, August 1, 2023

MY PSYCHIC TELLS ME

Because I have been a very bad boy,
My psychic predicts, no afterlife joy,
Mildew, fungi and molds,
My afterlife unfolds,
Just like how they found uncle Roy.


Saturday, December 31, 2022

BETTER LUCK IN 2023

On the Eve of New Year's, I went beddybye,
It was long before midnight so, I missed the old year die,
But it was year of bad dealings,
So I had no feelings,
Save that next year will not go awry.




Friday, December 31, 2021

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022

At the stroke of midnight we were done,🔔
Into the past sank 2021,🎶🎶🎤
Now to struggle through,🍻🍺🍸🍸🍷🍺🍸🍸🍷🍷
The New Year, 2022,🌄
Hoping this year has less clouds and more sun.🎊🎉


Tuesday, November 30, 2021

THE TIME TRAVEL PEASANT

My time machine will machine no more,

So, I can't the future or the past explore,

I am stuck in the present,

Like a time travel peasant,

Such a mundane existence, I deplore.

Monday, June 10, 2013

THE BIG ROCK COMES FOR US

There's a great big rock that comes for us,

But, We cannot jump off our satellite bus,

Our forward road is so clear,

Our future time is quite dear,

We must enjoy life without fear or a fuss.