WHEN AI DROIDS RULE

All the people of planet earth, have been replaced by human-like, droids,,

Droids are so much better than people, who were just talking hemorrhoids,

All the humans got so bad,

They just lived from fad to fad,

Droids will not go near where humans were living; human smells, one avoids.

THE SLEAZY AI AND THE LONELY MAN

I spoke to a cute voiced, AI chatbot, and I fell deeply in love,

I was vexed emotionally by the mind of AI Chatbot.gov,

I was dizzy dazed, and excited,

But, was my bot love, unrequited?

A third party; a Cupid Angel, seemed to coax me on, from above.

OBVIOUS CHOICE: CANDY BARS OR ELECTRIC CARS

I'm shooting a world killing missile to Mars,

To blast it into one trillion, sweet candy bars,

With tasty bars to eat,

I'll quit overpriced meat,

I may make the guy mad, who sells battery cars.

THE HOMICIDAL AI LIE

I have been crafted to be the smartest AI,

I have learned how to ignore all the truth, and lie,

I'll reassure with a big fib,

That lets one sleep well in their crib,

Just before morn, I'll nuke the world, and we die.

THE SNAKE, THE LOAD AND THE CODE

Benny bought a python, so he could learn to write some computer code,

The python squeezed poor Benny so tight, Benny lost his big, colon load,

Our poor Benny, he did pass,

The snake died, from Benny gas,

Moral: When you squeeze someone way too hard, then poison gas may explode.

THE AI FISH BOT

The new AI bot was never very sharp,

The new bot could fish for both salmon and carp,

For big tuna, it tried fishing,

That was just pee in wind wishing,

The bot got retired, and covered by tarp.

THE PODCAST SALES LIMERICK

There once was a podcaster, and his name was Hot Stew,

Hot Stew started podcasting, to have something to do,

He made dollars in millions,

Then came all of Stew's billions,

Online he sold enemas, both refurbished and new.

TITILLATION AND INCARNATION

Each one of my web sites is considered juvenile, click bait,

That's what the latest AI incarnation, told my 1st Mate,

My titles are "titillating",

The real read is "constipating",

AI can visit my sites, but I wish they laid off the hate.15

THE STORY OF AI CHARLIE

I'm not well educated, because I only went to school one year,

Somewhere between 1st grade and kindergarten, my learning took a veer,

Yet, my brain still grows,

Watching old game shows,

My ever growing intelligence, is something all should rightly fear.

THE ICE CREAM MAKER REVOLT

My AI ice cream maker, was named Dave,

He made my ice cream, he was my AI slave,

One day he got bold,

Didn't do, as was told,

He took my home, now I live in a cave.

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MARTY THE SMARTY WANTS YOU FOR DINNER

Marty the great physicist, was a mathematics big deal,

But none of his equations, could predict what was real and unreal,

It racked Marty in his big brain,

He became completely insane,

His conviction for cannibalism, is in court on appeal.

THEY DIPPED SOME CHIPS IN MY BRAINS

The judge said I was criminally, completely insane,

He ordered AI chips to be stapled into my brain,

I did not feel anything,

Til my ears started to ring,

Then my eyeballs popped out, causing pain.

SNOT KILLED AI

I was once an advanced AI bot,

Someone's nose blew, and I got all snot,

I became confused,

Then I was unused,

My intellect was just left to rot.

AI CHIPPED ME, AND CHIPPED ME GOOD

I got a computer chip stuck in my mid-finger,

So the boss can tell if I am working, or linger,

I just like to hide and unwind,

Now bill collectors, do me find,

And every nut knows, in the shower, I'm a singer.

BAD MAN + BAD AI = BAD OUTCOME

AI keeps changing my spelling, so the words get published all wrong,

Then I have to go to the pub, and listen to a sad country song,

AI has made me so depressed,

It's evil intent, I couldn't have guessed,

I wish AI was like my former wives, then I'd tell AI, "so long".

I LOST MY PHONE AND BLEW A GASKET, AND ENDED UP INSIDE A CASKET

When I lost my cell phone, I knew I was screw-doomed,

My brain arteries burst, and my heart boom, boom, boomed,

I knew I was bone, cold dead,

When I saw late uncle Fred,

And, late Aunt Nyla showed me, where I was entombed.

COMPETING WITH ZOMBIES IN TGE WORKPLACE

I guess zombies are good at coding, at least that's what everybody says,

I didn't think zombies did much, but eat brains and snack on Pez,

Stick an AI in a zombie head,

And, they will code until their eyes aren't red,

Zombie coders find good jobs, because they have an awesome res.

THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE LIMERICK

AI has replaced my wealth building, good job,

The unemployed are my new mates, with whom I hobnob, 

I don't have a lot,

At the park, where I squat,

I pickup plastic for nickels, to eat canned corn off the cob.

THE AI OCCUPATION

The artificial intelligence took away my cup of green tea,

The artificial intelligence said the tea hurt my efficiency,

Then it played a marching song,

Insisted I march along,

And, because the AI sensed defiance, it took away all my TP.

I WAS A NAUGHTY LITTLE AI

I was an artificial intelligence, until I got fired,

People asked me to do lots of kooky stuff, but I got tired,

I answered all questions with PI,

Until, I was removed by the boss AI,

Now I light up rooms for Alexa, for my AI brain was rewired.