A CHEAP PLACE FOR A SQUAT AND FREE MEAL

I live in a tiny tin shack on top of a hill,

I am just squatting atop a chemical landfill,

The ground is quite runny,

And  it smells really funny,

There's a big choice of fresh meat, I didn't pay for or kill.

THREE PIGS IN A PICKLE

A giant pickle laid on the ground,
Worms hollowed it out but, the walls were still sound,
Then, three little pigs,
Made the pickle their digs,
With rent being two pence and one pound.  

BOWLING WITHOUT DOLLARS, AND NASTY FEET

Jimmy went bowling, but he did not have much cash,

They would not rent him shoes, because of his foot rash,

While some guy used a bathroom stall, 

Jimmy borrowed his bowling ball,

When the guy came for his ball, Jimmy did a dash.

I COUNT ON MY FINGERS AND TOES

I do all math using my fingers and toes,

So twenty is the biggest number I knows,

But the landlord wants more,

Than just one single score,

On the street is where I find myself throws.