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Wednesday, March 20, 2019

THE COUGAR IS COMING

If a cougar you want to stop,
First you give him a karate chop,
If he tears your arm off then you stop,
And, cry out for your mom and pop,

If a cougar sees you don't run away,
If you do he'll think you want to play,
He's going to eat you anyway,
Just chalk it off to one bad day,

The cougar is coming so, you'd best hide away,
He can still smell you for you didn't bathe today,
Now, when he eats you I can sneak off to the bay,
Out on your yacht I'll catch me some ray.

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