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Monday, May 6, 2024
EFFICIENCY
There once was a toilet named Mabel,
She was setup at the kitchenette table,
Now, your nostrils might rue,
You could eat and go poo,
While watching your news shows on cable.
Friday, May 3, 2024
MY FOUR WISHES
I decided to give myself four wishes,
The first was that I had sparkling, clean dishes,
Next, the toilet would clean flush,
Then, I'd have a new toothbrush,
Last, I wished my crumb cake would be delicious.
Tuesday, February 6, 2024
LOVE BUNNY SITS ON MY TOILET
My love bunny is so crybaby sad,
My love bunny ate scallops that were bad,
The soft toilet seat,
Is love bunny's retreat,
When I can use the toilet, I'll be glad.
Monday, November 6, 2023
JOHN, RON, DON, AND THE THE PORCELAIN MASTERPIECE
I went to the office and went to the John,
The porcelain was painted, I think it was Ron,
Ron just left a big mess,
Now he's chatting with Bess,
I called up the daytime janitor, poor Don.
Tuesday, March 7, 2023
MY TOOTHBRUSH DROWNED IN A TOXIC POND
My toothbrush fell into the toilet, before it had been flushed,
It was like family, that toothbrush, so now I'm completely crushed,
My 5 siblings hit the toilet first,
None flush, afraid pipes will burst,
Now I must decide my friend's sad fate, I will not be rushed.
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
HOW I FEEL IN 2021
I feel like a drop of pee,
Floating in a turd filled sea,
No one really cares for me,
Because I smell like last night's tea,
Flush the toilet, set me free.
Monday, December 20, 2021
THE TALE OF TWO TROTTER ON A POTTER
This be the tale of Mr. and Mrs. Trotter,
They liked eating raw oysters and otter,
They both spent much time on the potter,
They'd flush it away with much water,
Then they both laid down on the cotter,
Saturday, November 27, 2021
NERO DRANK TO CAPACITY
Nero drank soda pop all week long,
He would not stop, did not know it was wrong,
But, then late at night,
His bed felt not quite right,
And, his wife wrote him a bed pee pee song.
Wednesday, November 3, 2021
I DUG A DEEP TOILET HOLE AND NOW I'M IN DEEP TROUBLE (💩)
I dug a hole for my toilet near my garden outside,
I thought to build over a shack for privacy pride,
But, I knew I dug deep, too far,
When I seen a moon and a star,
Forgot the earth is flat and measures just 13 feet wide.
Wednesday, January 27, 2021
NO ROOM FOR THE POOL TABLE
I put a pool table in my bedroom but, it did not fit,
I moved the pool table to the bathroom but, then no one could sit,
My pool table didn't fit the den,
So, I had to move it once again,
I called the local haulers now, it's in the garbage pit.
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