LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Wednesday, May 8, 2024
PERSONAL DENTAL CARE
I bought some fluoride toothpaste that came in a white, glass jar,
I did not have to squeeze it, so I thought it would go far,
It caught me off my guard,
When the whole jar turned hard,
I now brush with baking soda; my teeth are black as tar.
Thursday, July 28, 2022
BAD DENTIST
I grabbed pliers to fix the tooth that hurt,
It broke and the gum gave a blood squirt,
So I got some health administration,
From an ER vacation,
Well, it's better than napping in dirt.
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