LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, May 9, 2024
BILLY GOT ITCHY
Bill penned out a song that was extraordinary, real nice,
He made the melody on his harmonica, device,
The record was a go,
And, Bill loved the cash flow,
But, he got served for divorce, because he brought home leg lice.
Friday, April 26, 2024
"STICKY FINGERS" RODNEY RAN THE TILL
The gross profit results looked extremely odd,
So, I took it to my accountant, named Todd,
He said someone's been stealing,
From the till, they've been peeling,
I knew it was my daughter's boyfriend, named Rod.
Thursday, January 25, 2024
LAKE SHARKS
There are sharks in all Michigan lakes,
They attack tourists on vacation breaks,
A shark took off my leg,
So, I carves me a peg,
Now, I hunt them to.get me some steaks.
Monday, November 27, 2023
THE TAINTED LEMONADE LIMERICK
MY LEMONADE STAND
The lemonade I sold was not from good juice,
My customers complained that their bowls got too loose,
And, one lady fainted,
Then, called my lemonade tainted,
I ran off when I saw the crowd with the noose.
Monday, October 23, 2023
WHAT MARTIANS WANT
I bought a large stretch of real estate on planet Mars,
I opened a dealership to sell electric cars,
The Martians would not buy,
Claimed the prices were high,
So I closed down, then opened some disco tech bars.
Sunday, February 12, 2023
THE BEAVER, PANSY AND FRIENDS
Pansy was a beaver, and she dove for fish all day,
Nancy had a clever, and cleaned fish down by the bay,
Pansy sold Nancy fresh fish,
Chef Helen bought the fish for a dish,
They all loved their work, though the profits were only o.k.
Tuesday, February 8, 2022
THE TAINTED LEMONADE LIMERICK
MY LEMONADE STAND
The lemonade I sold was not from good juice,
My customers complained that their bowls got too loose,
And one lady fainted,
Then called my lemonade tainted,
I ran off when I saw the crowd with the noose.
Thursday, January 13, 2022
TENNESSEE MOONSHINE GENES
Because I live in Tennessee,
I drank moonshine till I couldn't see,
Then mamma gave me a slap,
Said I was a drunk, just like pap,
He'd pass out, then he'd pee.
Sunday, October 31, 2021
I AM PROTEIN
I went to see witches to buy magic brew,
Alas, they hit me on the head and threw me into their stew,
It wasn't so bad,
Between the potatoes and bread,
I was the protein for one meal, maybe two.
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