LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, January 25, 2024
LAKE SHARKS
There are sharks in all Michigan lakes,
They attack tourists on vacation breaks,
A shark took off my leg,
So, I carves me a peg,
Now, I hunt them to.get me some steaks.
Monday, November 27, 2023
THE TAINTED LEMONADE LIMERICK
MY LEMONADE STAND
The lemonade I sold was not from good juice,
My customers complained that their bowls got too loose,
And, one lady fainted,
Then, called my lemonade tainted,
I ran off when I saw the crowd with the noose.
Monday, October 23, 2023
WHAT MARTIANS WANT
I bought a large stretch of real estate on planet Mars,
I opened a dealership to sell electric cars,
The Martians would not buy,
Claimed the prices were high,
So I closed down, then opened some disco tech bars.
Sunday, February 12, 2023
THE BEAVER, PANSY AND FRIENDS
Pansy was a beaver, and she dove for fish all day,
Nancy had a clever, and cleaned fish down by the bay,
Pansy sold Nancy fresh fish,
Chef Helen bought the fish for a dish,
They all loved their work, though the profits were only o.k.
Tuesday, February 8, 2022
THE TAINTED LEMONADE LIMERICK
MY LEMONADE STAND
The lemonade I sold was not from good juice,
My customers complained that their bowls got too loose,
And one lady fainted,
Then called my lemonade tainted,
I ran off when I saw the crowd with the noose.
Thursday, January 13, 2022
TENNESSEE MOONSHINE GENES
Because I live in Tennessee,
I drank moonshine till I couldn't see,
Then mamma gave me a slap,
Said I was a drunk, just like pap,
He'd pass out, then he'd pee.
Sunday, October 31, 2021
I AM PROTEIN
I went to see witches to buy magic brew,
Alas, they hit me on the head and threw me into their stew,
It wasn't so bad,
Between the potatoes and bread,
I was the protein for one meal, maybe two.
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