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Showing posts with label romance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label romance. Show all posts

Monday, February 5, 2024

I DO VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE (Again)😞

I bought many Valentine's gifts, yet have no Valentine,
Mostly I bought candy, I love candy, so I'll be fine,
I booked a restaurant date,
But I have no loving mate,
I shall watch loving couples, and for such love I will pine.


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Tuesday, January 2, 2024

VERN THE INTERN AND LOVE

There once was a TV intern named Vern Benderback,
He always ate his cheese balls from a brown paper sack,
Vern was married twice,
Both times got head lice
It seems real relationships, Vern could never hack.

Saturday, October 28, 2023

WAGNER AIN'T NO BRAHMS

I went to the Symphony to hear me some Brahms,
When I get really stressed out, the Brahms music calms,
But, as the Valkyries roared,
My blood pressure soared,
Both armrests got all wet, from my tight gripping palms.

Thursday, August 31, 2023

JEFFREY AND HIS CORNET

Jeff got out his Vaseline, to grease his cornet slide,
Jeff used the slide to stay in tune, so he could blow with pride,
Jeff was so proud to be 1st chair,
He fingered every note with care,
Jeff never have a girlfriend, for his cornet was his bride.

Saturday, April 22, 2023

DUMPED BY PHIL, GREW WEED OF DILL

I got depressed when I got left by my Phil,
So I got me some dill seeds and grew me some dill,
My licenced dill farm,
Done no one no harm,
 Till I powdered the dill weed and made a thrill pill.

Friday, December 2, 2022

THE FAILED FORTE

Larry played a sonata on his big pianoforte,
Some thought it real funny, when Larry picked at his nose warty,
The loud laughter, it prevailed,
Larry's performance, well it failed,
Larry couldn't keep playing, so his performance he aborty.

Monday, May 16, 2022

THE ECLIPSE OF THE BLOODY RED MOON

I and my love were engaged, doing spoon,
When we were frightened by that bloody, red moon,
We both wet our britches,
Before we leaped into ditches,
Then the moon disappeared, none too soon.




Monday, August 2, 2021

WHEN DADDY AND MOMMY ARE KISSY KISSING

They were spooning, making out, first basing,
Out in public and, it was disgracing,
It was my mum and dad,
And, they were making me mad,
Their lovy-dove, for my street cred, was defacing. 









Saturday, June 20, 2015

THE DANCE FOR ROMANCE LIMERICK

To find someone to share romance,
Bently liked to do a dance,
He did a polka-twist,
With bent Egyptian wrists,
And, finished off with a rooster prance.