The tater bug is quite the charmer, Unless, you are a tater farmer, Then you pickety pick, Until you're tater bug sick, Tater bug spotting is quite an alarmer. Some eat tater bugs for lunch, Or, they mash them up for cider punch, But, I can conceive, Of a tater bug heave, And, when they come up they still have a crunch.
There once was a farmer named Hank Thorn He grew the very sweetest sweet corn, But along came a flood, His field filled with crud, Now he looks at his mud flats with scorn.