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Showing posts with label Stealing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stealing. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

SOME CALL IT SHOPLIFTING, I CALL IT TAKING SAMPLES

I slow rode my crooked broomstick to the store, 
I'm a witch, who likes to sweep the floor,
I try the ripe, fresh fruit,
And, vegetable root,
I sample the hotdogs, then sail out the door.


Saturday, December 16, 2023

MY SHOWER ROPE WAS EMPTY

Mason used up all the soap,
So, all I had was an empty rope,
So, I used up his shampoo,
Got even, true,
Now, he won't be telling ma, that I'm just a stupid dope.

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

LITTLE THIEF EDGAR

Little thief Edgar stole things starting with the letter "T"

Be it a trinket, trombone, tether ball or TV,

The item's value he didn't care,

He stole for the dare,

But thieving led him to profitability.
 

Wednesday, July 5, 2023

BULLIES, EYEBALLS AND GOLD

I put an earring in my left ear,
It was gold, and financially dear,
But along came this Frankie,
He gave my earring a yankey,
The pain made my right eyeball tear.

Sunday, July 2, 2023

THE LIMERICK OF PORCH PIRATE BILLY

Porch pirate Billy, sneaked up to my backdoor,
He sneaked off with candy, laid on my porch floor,
A rare chocolate from Spain,
Quite hard to obtain,
Now I will have to try ordering more.

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

FOLLOW THE YELLOW, SICK TOAD

Some guy got lost way out in my woods,
We robbed him, we were dressed with yellow hoods,
I told him, "follow my bro, The Toad",
"He knows the way to the main road,
Toad is always sick, because he don't bath like he shoulds."



Monday, December 5, 2022

THE SQUATTING THIEF

I heard giggles and I knew it weren't me,
It was the top cupboard; I climbed up there to see,
To my despair,
There was an elf living there,
Eating my chips and slurping my tea.

Friday, September 9, 2022

PORCH PIRATES ARE REAL, AND THEY KNOW HOW TO STEAL

I caught a porch pirate stealing and he laughed and said, "Aye, Aye,"
Then he grabbed all my packages, and ran saying, "Bye, Bye,"
Then he got into his car,
Drove off to lands distant and far,
I then told all the family, and they went "Cry, Cry."


Wednesday, September 29, 2021

FREE MAIL LANDS DOC IN JAIL

I never had to get my mail,
My neighbor Doc, got it without fail,
He didn't  give it to me,
Doc considered my mail was free,
I wonder which neighbor will get it, now that Doc is in jail.