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Showing posts with label Rural. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rural. Show all posts

Saturday, December 21, 2024

MOOSE THE GOOSE MADE CLYDE HIDE

I had a hound dog, my pa named him Clyde,
Clyde took off running from the farm, to hide,
Clyde tangled with Moose,
Our goose that got loose,
Moose bit Clyde on his back, bottom and side.

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

MY NEIGHBORHOOD

Some of my neighbors live in tree houses; not safe from the big bad cat,
Some neighbors live in tunnels, with family members packed in like the rat,
Some of my neighbors live in a lean-to, just loose boards leaned against a tree,
I live out in the open, easy prey, but at least I feel free,
Rich neighbors live in abandoned cars, but the bears smell where they're at.

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Saturday, February 3, 2024

I LIVE IN RURAL AMERICA PART I

The next door neighbors are out scrapping up roadkill  for dinner,
Looks like they got a  possum, and possum meat is a winner,
It seems they will finely dine,
With homemade whiskey and toilet wine,
I won't be invited to partake, because they think I'm a sinner.

Saturday, July 1, 2023

PORCH PIRATES COME CREEPING

My neighbors are porch pirates, who wait until I'm sleeping,
Then up to my door, they come a creeping,
And when I confront an offender,
They don't surrender,
They just tell me my package, they're keeping.

Sunday, June 11, 2023

BEAR BACKWOODS

Two old Teddy bears lived way out in the backwoods,
They made rainbow candles, sold through shops in the hoods,
Then they diversified,
Making candles, that read "PRIDE",
Now they put "PRIDE" on all candles, as a symbol of their goods.


Wednesday, April 19, 2023

FOLLOW THE YELLOW, SICK TOAD

Some guy got lost way out in my woods,
We robbed him, we were dressed with yellow hoods,
I told him, "follow my bro, The Toad",
"He knows the way to the main road,
Toad is always sick, because he don't bath like he shoulds."



Sunday, June 12, 2022

THE CHICKENED REALLY GOOD-LIMERICK

I had some chickened noodles, chickened really good,
They tasted like fresh chicken, like chickened noodles always should,
Then I ate a roadkill stew,
Tasted skunky, pew,
Then I drank pine needle tea, and it tasted just like wood.




Wednesday, June 1, 2022

THE INTERVENTION MADE ME A LOSER

My cow loves her alcohol, but her milk is full of booze,
And every time I drink her milk, I have to take a snooze,
With the pig, goat, rooster and horse,
The cow got an intervention, of course,
Now depressed, she won't give milk, and the vitamin D I lose.