Mr. Martin had no ticker,
His doctors wondered why, he was not sicker,
Martin swam in the bay,
Ate smoked bacon all day,
At night he drank beer and would bicker.
Ode to the flavor called cheddar cheese, For it is the flavor that aims to please, Whether it's on top of french fries, Or, hot apple pies, Cheddar helps to spread severe heart disease.