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Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 26, 2024

BLUE DO IT TOO, PIG

If I could have a little pig, a little pig would do,
If I could have a little pig, then I would name him Blue,
We could buy candy at the store,
Come home and lie down, have a snore,
Then we could watch our romance shows, and share a good boohoo. 😭

Friday, November 22, 2024

CUTIE PIE

There once was a cutie pie,
The dear love that made me cry,
I said "oh, good grief",
Cutie was a thief,
I bid my wallet, bye, bye.

Monday, September 30, 2024

MYSTIC MERKEL PREDICTS TRUE

Psychic Mystic Merkel tells the true
About the future of me and you,
Your mom and dad, 
They hate me bad,
If we breakup, it'll be a boohoo.😭😭

Sunday, July 7, 2024

HERBIE DERBY DO.

Cute little lad, Herbie,
Wore a big derby,
Hung his stylish hat,
On his baseball bat,
When he was spooning with Mrs. Zerbie.

Monday, April 29, 2024

SOMETHING ABOUT HENRY

Henry has morning fruitcake and coffee, then he does a prance dance,
Hoping his neighbor next door, will be stimulated for romance,
The neighbor does not at all care,
Something about Henry, does not square,
Perhaps if Henry took dance lessons, a romance might have a chance.



Tuesday, April 9, 2024

MY GENTLE TENDER FOOT

My wonderful, gentle, tender foot,
Worked long shifts on chimneys, clearing soot,
On the roof one day,
He slid fast away,
He now feeds a flower at the root.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2024

BE MY VALENTINE WARNING


Who wants to be my Valentine on this Monday morning,
I don't have all my marbles, so consider this your warning,
My chocolate little heart,
I will give to you sweet tart,
Then we'll shop for dishware over in the town of Corning.



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Wednesday, December 20, 2023

WHY SAM AIN'T GOT NO GIRLFRIEND

There once was a man named Sam,
He ate the putrefied meat from a ham, 
It made his bowels all throttle,
So he peed in a bottle,
And farted, on his girlfriend, Pam.







TRUMPET ETUDES BROKE UP THE TWO DUDES

I decided to write etudes, that were fun and fancy,
I did it for the trumpet, for my students Glen and Clancy, 
The etudes made them play real good,
Got them out of this neighborhood,
Then they had a falling out, over someone they called Nancy.

Saturday, September 30, 2023

I GOT MY PHONE AND MY FREEDOM, NOW ALL I NEED IS LOVE

It was the first day of October month, and my true love says to me,
"Go out and get a job today, or I am smashing your color tv,"
I did not like the mean tone,
Since, the tv is my phone,
So, now I live roofless on the streets,  but from my boyfriend, I am free.

Thursday, August 3, 2023

BARRY HAD AN OCTOPUS

Barry had an octopus, he kept out in his ditch,
Every Sunday the puss would sing, it had near perfect pitch,
The puss sang in church choir,
Only two octaves higher,
The octopus was a pretty thing, and married Rev. Mitch.


Thursday, July 27, 2023

THE BALLAD OF RICHIE AVOID

With Richie, I am quite annoyed,
For where I locate, he will avoid,
He has someone brand new,
So I'm sad, boohoo blue,
When crossing paths, he treats me like a roid.

Sunday, July 2, 2023

DON'T EAT YOUR SWEETIES FEETIES

I once knew this scientist named Pete,
The only thing he studied was feet,
He said what lurked among us,
Was a terminal foot fungus,
And toe jam was not fit to eat

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

ME AND TOAD GOT SNOWED

On the first day of May it snowed,
On the second day it blowed,
I did not care,
I live in despair,
I stayed indoors with my toad.

Monday, March 20, 2023

DAVY: A ROMANCE POEM

Davy has amazing hips,
He acquired, eating chips,
A genetic fluke, gave him fish lips,
His favorite protein is canned kips,
Guzzles beer, water sips.


Saturday, October 1, 2022

TIGHTS ON A PIER



I went to the club and danced under the lights,
My eyes got all red, and everything was all brights,
I met someone dear,
We took a walk on the pier,
We found romance and got tights.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

CYRUS THE IRIS

In my garden bloomed an iris,
I made friends with it for it had no virus,
Our friendship's heading,
Led to a wedding,
Our firstborn came; we named him cyrus.


  


Thursday, June 2, 2022

IT WAS BITTER TWEET

It was a very bitter tweet,
That I received for my deceit,
I told grandma, I had soar feet,
So I couldn't stop by, for sup to eat,
My rat sister exposed, I went clubbing for meat.

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

BANGING IN THE WOODS, A HUNTER'S TAIL

Went out to the woods to bang me a beast,
I sat downwind, where he'd smell me the least,
He snuck up tippy toe,
He was near, I didn't know,
Out of me the beast made a feast.

Monday, February 28, 2022

UNDER THE YIM YONG TREE

Under the yim yong tree I and my dear love matted some grass,
That's where we did picnic and drank from a thermos lined with glass,
And the yim yong fruits,
Made a day full of hoots,
And an evening of toots,
Then after our pipes burned off most of the gas,
We got tired and into dreams we did pass.