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Showing posts with label Student. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Student. Show all posts

Sunday, November 10, 2024

EASY PEASY ROCKET SCIENCE

I'm locked in on taking a college, online test,
It's on rocket science, where my brain works the best,
I know the formulas for down and up,
I'll be done with the test, before I sup,
Then, I will play Mario, and lock in some rest.

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Now That I've Got Locked In, I Can Smell My Din, Din

My term paper is due and I must get locked in,
If I don't get locked in my grade is in the bin,
My caffeine coffee is strong,
Like my chocolate Ding Dong,
If I get locked in now, I'll be done by din, din.

Thursday, February 1, 2024

THE THINKER SLEEPS BETWEEN MY EARS

In my head I have a thinker,
Sometimes, he is a stinker,
Like math class,
I will not pass,
I'm tired in class, so I take a winker.

Monday, October 9, 2023

I'M GONNA BE COOL IN LIVERPOOL

The solar eclipse is coming; the goose pooped in my hat,
And, I was rejected by every single college frat,
I think I will drop out of school,
And trip over to Liverpool,
I heard that in Old England, is where all the actions at.


Saturday, July 15, 2023

THE AMPERSAND LIMERICK

Teacher told me I couldn't use the ampersand (& ),
He said in his class, that symbol was banned,
Well it just is not fair,
Just because teach lost his hair,
That the poor little ampersand is canned.

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

THE STORY OF TORTY THE PIG

Torty is a really simple pink pig,
So simple he failed algebra, calc and then trig,
So Torty quit school, 
Bought a small plastic pool,
And filled it with slop he could swig.