Little thief Edgar stole things starting with the letter "T" Be it a trinket, trombone, tether ball or TV, The item's value he didn't care, He stole for the dare, But thieving led him to profitability.
A martian stole my grandfather clock, He came all this way and didn't have a tick-tock, It is quite original, Martian time isn't digital, Still, may the thief crash his ship on a rock.