LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Sunday, July 31, 2022
FEE-FI-FO-FOOP, I SMELL PORCH PIRATE SOUP
There was a little porch pirate who lived in the bushes near my stoop,
I knew he was living there, because I could smell his soup,
Every single day,
He'd steal my packages away,
Even my lawn mower, and my retro hula hoop.
Friday, June 17, 2022
DEMONS ARE SOMETIMES JUST MISUNDERSTOOD, AND VIOLENT
There was a little demon, who stole all of my dry goods,
I caught him making pancakes, way out yonder near the woods,
I demanded he give my dry goods back,
Instead he burnt down my barn and shack,
Of course demons can be violent, which I misunderstoods.
Wednesday, February 2, 2022
MY NEIGHBOR STOLE MY WALLET DURING A SNOW STORM
All that snow fell on the roof of my shack,
The roof caved in and I got pinned on my back,
I screamed and I yelled,
Along comes Mr. Weld
He only stole my wallet and told me not to tattle-telled.
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