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Saturday, December 7, 2024
UNCLE LEE ON SATURDAY NIGHT
It's a Saturday night out for my old Uncle Lee,
He can kick up his heels, for a small price, nearly free,
There's cards, darts, bingo and bowling,
Romance: there's vacant lot trolling,
Many find their true love, under the hazel nut tree.
Monday, September 23, 2024
MEAN JIMMY AND THE HACKEY SACK
Darren had a hackey sack, that he kicked around all day,
Then along came Jimmy, who kicked the hackey sack away,
Because of Jimmy's bad,
Darren big eyes went sad,
Jimmy went and retrieved the sack, and bag toss they did play.
Monday, September 16, 2024
TITANS OF TETHER BALL
I chose 13 winners for my lethal tether ball team
We were gonna be the greatest of champs, so it did seem,
We knocked competition to the floor,
Until they would beg for no more,
We won every match; "meanies", our opponents would scream.
Sunday, September 15, 2024
I'M NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK
I needed a deck of plain playing cards,
So I went shopping in peoples front yards,
I found a deck, not new,
Missing cards, quite a few,
I bought it, and to play cards is real hards.
Friday, April 26, 2024
SQUIRRELS ARE LAME GAMERS
I saw two squirrels playing a very silly game,
Rock, Scissors, Paper, a game that is so, so lame,
Should play Five Card Stud,
That game ain't a dud,
And, if you win all the money, life won't be the same.
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Saturday, December 2, 2023
WHEN I LOSE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN CHEATED
In the backseat of a Ford,
I play checkers on a board,
With Brother Jim,
And Sister Kim,
I lost, "you cheated", I roared.
Sunday, November 5, 2023
THE GOOD DOGGIE GOT THE BAD MAN
There was a man named Johnson, his favorite number was 666.
Johnson was so very mean, he hugged his love with 2 sharp ice picks,
One day Johnson sounded a 3 alarm,
When a dog named Patches, bit Johnson's arm,
Johnson tried to torment and tease the dog, when they played fetch the sticks.
Friday, August 11, 2023
SODA POP MAKES SADNESS STOP
I went over to party with Olivia,
We played music trivia,
I couldn't name any song,
Guessed artist's are all wrong,
Drowned my troubles with Zevia.
Thursday, March 30, 2023
MY "F" SONG
I wrote for class a little song,
Graded "F", grammar was wrong,
I played pingpong,
A game of Kong,
Then watched monster movies all night long.
Wednesday, September 28, 2022
I AM LEVER MAN
I gave the planet called world, a tremendous gift,
I invented the lever, now the world has some lift,
Now we can teeter and totter,
And drink lemon-lime water,
Until we're frozen and buried, in a real deep snow drift.
Monday, July 4, 2022
THE TEETER TOTTER TEARS
It rained on my teeter totter, and now it's all wet,
If now I teeter totter, I will find woe and then regret,
My pants will get all muddy,
And my neighbors will say I'm cruddy
Then I'll end up crying, because I am upset.
Thursday, September 10, 2020
THE LEAGUE OF ONE EYES
I play darts in the league of One Eyes,
None of us are too good; that's no surprise,
We have piercings galore,
Each game we bleed sore,
But, we're happy if nobody dies.
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