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Showing posts with label Teeth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teeth. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

TROUBLED TIMMONS NEEDS A TOOTH FAIRY

Troubled Timmons is a snot,
When he is just a big old tot,
He is often mean, 
And, his language, unclean,
He will not brush and mouth is rot.

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

THERE WAS A NASTY MAN

There was a nasty man, he was so really mean,
He'd spit tobacco chaw on his only friend, Dean,
But, Dean developed a master plan,
He took nasty man to dentist, Dan,
Nasty man got nice, once his dentures felt real clean.

Friday, September 22, 2023

LIFE ROUNDED BY TOOTHPASTE

I have toothpaste after breakfast then, more toothpaste after lunch,
I have my last toothpaste, before I do the pillow punch,
I live life around toothpaste,
Some say that's a great waste,
But, I chew my steak much easier; just a hunch. 

Tuesday, August 8, 2023

VISA IS THE TOOTH FAIRY, WHO PAYS NEDDY'S DENTIST BILLS

Neddy had bad tooth decay,
But, he ate his candy, anyway,
When his front tooth popped out,
Neddy had not, any doubt,
He had to see a dentist, and max his credit card to pay.

Friday, April 9, 2021

Age, Old, Tired, Teeth

I see you've turned 32,
And, your old soul's feeling blue,
Every workday you rue,
No energy to do,
But, you still got some teeth so, at least you can chew.