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Saturday, June 8, 2024
LIFE? UNDERGROUND
My spider buddy and me were real tight,
Spider still gave me a painful big bite,
The next thing that I knew,
I was lifeless and blue,
Then I was buried real deep, out of sight.
Wednesday, March 27, 2024
BILLY AND THE B
Billy was out swinging beneath an old tree,
He swung so high he got stung by a bad bee,
He gave a bee nest a tap,
The nest fell on Billy's lap,
He's in ICU; I can't get in to see.
32724
Tuesday, January 16, 2024
GINGER BEER POISIONING
I brewed up some ginger beer,
Didn't drink it until the brew was clear,
It packed a punch,
I lost my lunch,
My friend didn't, now he's not here.
Tuesday, November 28, 2023
PIGS AND RHUBARB PIE
Someone mean hurt my pigs, when they fed them rhubarb pie,
Their bellies swelled up so much, it made my pigs all cry,
I pilled each pig with anti-gas,
Within a minute, their pain did pass,
I'll find out who hurt my pigs, and then I'll ask them why.
Monday, May 8, 2023
ROTTEN TEETH AND DOTS: A LIFE ADVENTURE, BY BOB
Bob didn't brush his teeth, and they all got really rotty,
Then a dentist Bob saw, and the dentist got snotty,
Bob then went out to the woods,
Picked what berries he coulds,
He ate all the berries, and his skin got all dotty.
Saturday, March 18, 2023
SKEDGEMOG LAKE RATTLESNAKE NEWS
I jumped into my boat and was bit by a giant rattlesnake,
I did not know how it got there, but I was at ole Skedgemog Lake,
I tried running up the shore,
Made it to about yard four,
Then I realized I'd soon be honored, with a good old Irish wake.
Friday, January 6, 2023
BUDDY GOES DITCH DIVING
Buddy got a bad, bad itch,
From wading in a runoff ditch,
I hate to much dwell,
On Buddy's chemical smell,
But it made his eyes go twitch, twitch, twitch.
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
CHRISTMAS PINE NEEDLE TEA WAS THE VERY END OF ME
The needles on my Christmas tree, were treated with bug spray,
So when I drank pine needle tea, I was dead by end of day,
The ground was froze,
And so it goes,
I wasn't buried til end of May.
Sunday, November 13, 2022
HENRY'S RUN
Henry ate tainted pork, then said he couldn't stay,
So he ran to the toilet which was two blocks away,
He ran into a nun,
That ended his run,
Henry now smelled of poor hygiene, so the nun made him pray.
Friday, September 9, 2022
THE POISONOUS MUSHROOM DIRGE
Poisonous Mushrooms,
Take, bake, intake, forsake,
Bellyache, quake, wake.
Wednesday, April 6, 2022
BLINK
I had a rat living under my sink,
He ate bleach, he died, now he stink,
So I sprayed some air spray,
And the stink went away,
But the spray burned my eyes, blink, blink, blink.😣
Tuesday, July 20, 2021
TENT WORMS IN MY BRAIN
I fear that the tent worms are coming after me,😧
For I killed all the tent worms in my apple tree,🍎
They're drilling through my ears,👂👂
To muck up my brain gears,👩🎓📴
First I'm falling then, I'm crawling please, let my brains be 🆓.
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