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Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts

Thursday, December 19, 2024

THE FOREST PRIMEVAL MONSTER

I went to the snow filled forest, Primeval, today,
To cut down some trees, to heat my cabin until May,
Used a sleigh, pulled by dogs,
To bring back all my logs,
A forest monster, followed me back to where I stay.


Wednesday, December 4, 2024

THE LIVING AND THE GIN DEAD

Spirits from the undead, nether world, spoke to me, once again,
Through my dreams they warned me, about the spirit cast in my gin,
My newly made gin, perverts mortal sight,
Contaminated with full demon blight,
Too late for me, I'm drinking samples, from my cup of silver-tin.





Wednesday, October 23, 2024

FIST BUMPS AND FANGS

There was a little werewolf in the tree,
The werewolf sat there waiting, just for me,
He growled and showed he was grumpy,
So I gave him a fist bumpy,
He toothy smiled, and howled brilliantly. 

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Tuesday, September 17, 2024

THE CORN MOON BANCHEE

The Corn Moon rises up into the September sky,
Forest monsters are dancing, and weird pumpkins, they fly,
The great pigs we baste and roast,
Feeding any passing ghost,
While just this side of the Moore's, there's a lone banshe cry.




Wednesday, September 11, 2024

WHAT MY ZOMBIES WILL EAT

I kept a couple of zombies in my basement, for fun,
I fed them orange Jello, and pickled pigs feet on a bun,
They ate my wife, a librarian,
Then became brat, vegetarian,
Without pigs feet; it's orange Jello on a bun and I'm done.


Saturday, August 24, 2024

WHERE THE BOOGEYMAN BE

There was a boogeyman who hung around a boogey-bog,
He had a big boogey-cat, and a little boogey-dog,
He drank boogey-beer,
He ate boogey-deer,
Then the bad boogeyman would sleep under a boogey-log.




Monday, August 5, 2024

STUCK ONCE BY TWO HORNS HURTS, STUCK TWICE BY TWO HORNS, MEANS GOODBYE

I came upon a Minotaur, and he gored me with his horns,
I had just been food shopping, so I dropped all my cans of corns,
I dropped my butter,
Started to stutter,
The meanie gored me again, now the limerick world mourns.


Sunday, July 14, 2024

HOWLING, NO GOODS

I made paths through an acre of woods,
So I could stroll with friends from my hoods,
But, no one came near,
Because they said they could hear,
A howling, and that was not goods.

Thursday, April 18, 2024

SIR ED NEEDS A DONATION

In the annuals of time, there was a dark night, called Sir Ed,
He became really vengeful, when someone cut off his head,
He'd ride searching, on his horse,
For a donor head, of course,
But, if Ed did find one, he would make the donor quite dead.

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

THE ZOMBIE RECKONING

Now that we zombies have won the last of all wars,
We are eating the living to settle old scores,
The living killed zombies, like dad,
That made me incredibly sad,
But, crackers, brains and marshmallows, make yummy s'mores.  

Sunday, April 7, 2024

THE SIGN OF EVIL

I saw the sign of evil, I fear the most,
Six big locusts landed on my whole wheat toast,
My lower jaw made a sag,
Then I drooled on my dish rag,
I knew that by nightfall, I would be a ghost.

Thursday, April 4, 2024

DADDY SOLD MEDICAL SUPPLIES IV

We were so hungry, having absolutely no meat,
Daddy went looking for organs, to sell, or to eat,
Poor daddy worked on some guy,
When a police car passed by,
Now at the dinner table, is daddy's empty seat.

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

DADDY SELLS MEDICAL SUPPLIES, AND MOMMY WANTS HER CUT

Daddy sells appendages like human fingers and human toes,
Surprising what rich people pay, for a pretty human nose,
Organs are where the money's at,
My mommy tells my daddy that,
Mommy has gotten more involved, as daddy's business grows.



DADDY SELLS MEDICAL.SUPPLIES II

Daddy bought and sold things, like human lungs and human hearts,
There's a lot of old rich people needing many new parts,
There was an old man in Sydney,
He needed a fresh, new kidney,
Daddy won one from our neighbor, in a game of lawn jarts. 

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

THE BEAST OF SUMER VALLEY

The beast that lives in Sumer Valley,
Eats the peasants, quite a tally,
He will jelly them for toast,
Or for dinner, a lamb roast,
With pitchforks and torches, the peasants will rally.

Thursday, February 22, 2024

THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM REMASTERED

Johnny was captured, and taken to the pit,
He got cut by a pendulum, that was it,
He got cut in half,
Infected with staff,
Now Johnny has no way that he can sit.

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Saturday, February 17, 2024

FEEDING THE WEREWOLF

I was out in my garden, sitting in my summer seat,
Waiting for the werewolf, for he was coming for his meat,
I heard a crackling in the wood,
Behind me, the werewolf stood,
I felt his hot breath, his teeth, and he proceeded to eat.


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Sunday, February 11, 2024

RISE OF THE DREADED DEAD




As we summoned up the dead,
All the sky turned bloody red,
With our sacrifice, the demons were fed,
They drank the blood from the severed head,

Then from the graves the corpses were led,
To stalk the living and bring them dread,
While the living slumber in quiet bed,
Making pretty dreams, instead.

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AI AND THE ZOMBIES

AI put some chips in my head,
That raised me back from the real dead,
I started snarling for food,
AI said "ok, dead dude",
AI gave me some brains, now I'm fed.

Thursday, January 25, 2024

THE JANUARY WOLF MOON

When the Wolf Moon rises,
There be terror surprises,
The hooting owl,
The wolf howl,
Most dangerous, friendly disguises.