TAINTED ALMONDS OF LOVE

I bought some delicious, almond nuts, and they were all tainted,

With some nasty bacteria, the almonds had been painted,

I took them back to the drug store,

Where I bought them, the day before,

I met someone at the store; on a date, we got acquainted.

ICONIC WORD OVERDOSE

It's iconic this, iconic that, it's iconic all day long,

Everything is not iconic, stop speaking, you crazed, ding dong,

You have hurt my brain,

I'm going insane,

I'll take an iconic nap, then give ear to an iconic song.