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Showing posts with label KITCHEN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label KITCHEN. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

DIRTY DISHES, LOCKED IN

I had lots of dirty dishes to do, and I locked in,
There were so many dishes, it could have been a great win,
With all the dishes laid about,
I soon felt tired, and locked out,
And, my many dirty dishes, overflowed my trash bin.

Thursday, October 10, 2024

SIX WOODEN PEARS (A Michigan Adventure Story)

I went to a flea market in Saginaw Michigan, to buy me some wooden pears,
They had wooden pears in all colors and sizes, sorted in baskets on folding chairs,
I bought extra large pears; two green and four yellow,
I paid a pleasant man; he was a good fellow,
I took my six pears back home to Flint Michigan, but I do not think anyone cares.




Saturday, February 17, 2024

THE BANANA LIMERICK

I left my bananas on my kitchen counter top,
The bananas ripened and ripened, I din't think they could stop,
Then, I noticed one day,
My bananas had ripened away,
Leaving behind a runny, gooey slop.

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Wednesday, April 6, 2022

BLINK

I had a rat living under my sink,
He ate bleach, he died, now he stink,
So I sprayed some air spray,
And the stink went away,
But the spray burned my eyes, blink, blink, blink.😣

Saturday, September 11, 2021

MY SINK GOT MY PINK

I decided to play with my old slinky,
It was sharp and cut off my big pinky,
In less than a blink,
My pink went down the sink,
For the next month my house smelled really stinky.