GRAY STUFFY MAKES A MAN

He-man Herman's nose was fat, red and full of gray stuffy,

Around his little eyeballs, it was dank, dark and puffy,

When Herman blew his nose,

Stuffy covered his clothes,

Herman wouldn't change, because he felt tough, manly and roughy.

PIGS AND RHUBARB PIE

Someone mean hurt my pigs, when they fed them rhubarb pie,

Their bellies swelled up so much, it made my pigs all cry,

I pilled each pig with anti-gas,

Within a minute, their pain did pass,

I'll find out who hurt my pigs, and then I'll ask them why.

NOTHING WILL PLEASE, QUITE LIKE SOME CHEESE

I went to the cheese factory to buy me cheese,

The prices were high and the displays a cheese tease,

So I had to buy,

Each favor to try,

I was allergic to goat cheese, it made me wheeze.

WITCH SPELLING FUN, AND ZITS

Donny liked to eat a pan of bacon grease, fried grits,

But, every time he ate them, Donny broke out with big zits,

So, Donny got a witch to cast a spell,

It cleared his blemishes, very well,

But, Donny got a side affect, tuna fish smelling arm pits.