I TOOK A BREAK AND IT HURT

I ate two onion bagels, and that was lunch,

I washed them down with a sweet, raspberry punch,

My teeth were full of ruts,

On break I chewed some nuts,

I shouted "Ouch!", with every single crunch.

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I'M A DENTAL TECH

I had to find a pair of pliers, because my tooth was throbbing,

I already tried a string, in a technique I call doorknobing,

My tethered tooth did not slightly budge,

But, my doorknob feel apart, oh fudge,

Then there was horrific pain, screaming and great sobbing. 

DENTIST BE KIND

I went to the dentist but, he wouldn't let me in,

He said I was too poor and that was a sin,

I said I had a toothache,

He replied "that's a tough break,"

Then, he recommended using pliers and gin.

CLEANING TEETH APPOINTMENT HAIKU

APPOINTMENT NOTICE,
WAITING ROOM, WAITING, CLEAN, PAIN
CHECKOUT, BILL, SHOCK, PAIN

A LESSON IN GRAVITY THANKS TO MY SWEET TOOTH

I went to the dentist to fix a cavity,

He blamed my lack of judgment and my sweet tooth depravity,

But, I have no other treats,

Except, for my sweet candy sweets,

When the dentist chair collapsed I blamed it on gravity.