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Showing posts with label toothpaste. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toothpaste. Show all posts

Monday, March 25, 2024

THE BEN MADE BISMARKS LIMERICK

Ben made bismarks until he was fired,
He didn't use the filling that was required,
It was such a big  waste,
He filled bismarks with toothpaste,
It was not the filling the public desired.


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Wednesday, June 1, 2022

HOW I CURED ZOMBIE BREATH

With the zombies I grew real tight,
They even taught me how to bite,
Soon, I was their boss,
I made them use toothpaste and floss,
Now, zombie breath is a victim's delight.


Thursday, May 5, 2022

THE RHYME OF FOODS WITH GARLIC

All food deserves a garlic dash,
It makes dull food vibrant and brash,
Food with garlic delights my taster,
And, garlic with butter is the ultimate baster,
Garlic makes no food a waster,
Sometimes I use garlic as a tooth-paster,