STINKY LITTLE BROTHER CAME CLEAN

There was a clean scented squirrel named Amy,

She had a little brother that smelled gamey,

She had the super power,

Shoved him into the shower,

Now both sibling squirrels smell the samey.

I SLEEP ALONE, BUT ED IS BY MY BED

I had a little bitty skunk, his name was Uncle Ed,

He stunk up the house, the barn, and even my red sled.

My mate complained about the smell,

On day, left without the normal yell,

Now Uncle Ed sleeps inside, at the foot of my big bed.