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Showing posts with label baths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baths. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

MANGE PUT WORK OUT OF RANGE

I played with my quite doggy, and I caught a case of mange,
Then when I went to work, people looked at me real strange,
Someone made a big fuss,
I got kicked off the bus,
Unfortunately, my work was beyond my walking range.

Monday, April 19, 2021

THE BUBBLE BATH CURE

When trees start growing between your toes,
And, itchy bushes hang out of your nose,
And, your skin is so dry,
Like crust on a pie,
A bubble bath will end most of your woes.



Thursday, February 18, 2021

MATH STINKS LIMERICK

Billy liked to play with math,
So much so he missed his bath,
And, although he did stink,
He did calc in a blink,
I'm jealous of his career path.