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Monday, December 16, 2024
ME AND FRED AND THE ALIEN DRONE
I had a drone fly into my bedroom, and hover over my head,
It was definitely from outer space, just like the internets said,
It had many feet with toes,
It was scented like a rose,
Then it pulled out a ray gun, and united me with my dead dog, Fred.
Monday, November 25, 2024
GOOPY AND THE LAW OF DENTAL HYGIENE
There was something goopy, that came up through my straw,
I sucked it from my soda pop, into my jaw,
What a maddening, big waste,
I used a tube of toothpaste,
To brush the goopy away; following dental law.
Wednesday, July 24, 2024
LIVING IN MICHIGAN IS A BUGGER
I live in Michigan, we have zillions of bugs
They eat into your eyeballs, you share them, with hugs,
Bugs poop on your pans and dishes,
They attack your cute goldfishes,
You'!l even drink a few, in your rootbeer chug-a-lugs.
Friday, May 24, 2024
EYE HOLE DIGGERS
Some ticks fell down from the heavenly, blue sky,
They fell from the dead willow tree; oh dear, my,
I ran to my hotrod,
But, no use was my bod,
I was blind, because they dug holes in each eye.
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Thursday, April 18, 2024
APPLES, WORMY OR SQUISHY
The apples on the tree were wormy and ripe,
The apples on the ground were squishy like tripe,
So, wormy apples it be,
That I picked from the tree,
Although, apples with fewer worms are my type.
Thursday, February 8, 2024
MOUSE BE NIMBLE, MOUSE BE QUICK, OR IN THE GLUE TRAP YOU WILL STICK
Little Ginger was a furry,
She was a mouse not in a hurry,
She moved slowly, tap tap,
Got stuck in a glue trap,
Then the furry started to worry.
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Saturday, December 9, 2023
LOTIONS,AND POTIONS AND WORMS IN THE EARS
Jimmy had worms burrowing deep into his ears,
He had worm eggs sliding down his face in his tears,
He bought topical lotions,
And consumable potions,
He got better, and told his saga over beers.
Friday, October 27, 2023
THE CHIPMUNK AND THE NOSE RING
I lost my gold nose ring when it fell on the floor,
Stolen by a chipmunk, because I left open the door,
Chipmunks are such thieves,
They hide booty in my eaves,
I should steal their black walnuts, to even the score.
Sunday, April 23, 2023
While Fungal Harvesting, Watch Out For Your Shoes
Whilst I cleaned fungus, from between my toes, at Lou's,
An alien from mars, stole my brand new blue/pink shoes,
That Martian, done a real bad,
I squeezed him hard, he got sad,
Now he's just a puddle of runny Martian ooze.
Friday, September 9, 2022
ALIEN DINNER DATE
I dated an alien from Omicron Eat,
They had no arms, but had kick-ass feet,
They made me a meal,
Out of Omicron eel,
With rolls made from Omicron wheat.
Friday, January 7, 2022
MY PARASITES RULE DAYS AND NIGHTS
I am full of parasites,
Micro ones and big ones with bites,
They burrow in,
Organs and skin,
Making irritating days, restless nights.
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