LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, October 17, 2024
RED CLAY TEETH
Jimmy got locked into flossing, and flossed his front teeth every day,
Jimmy thought flossing was iconic, but he lost his teeth anyway,
When Jimmy got the bad teeth news,
He walked back home in his deck shoes,
Then Jimmy quit his bad news dentist, and made some new teeth from red clay.
Friday, April 12, 2024
I TOOK A BREAK AND IT HURT
I ate two onion bagels, and that was lunch,
I washed them down with a sweet, raspberry punch,
My teeth were full of ruts,
On break I chewed some nuts,
I shouted "Ouch!", with every single crunch.
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Thursday, November 16, 2023
THE BRUSH
I found a well used, bristled toothbrush on the floor,
I think the renters left it, who lived here before,
"Finder's, Keeper's", I'd say,
Offsets the rent I pay,
And, saves me a trip to the toothbrush selling store.
Saturday, August 19, 2023
BREATH MINTS MATTER
Jimmy gave Joe some breath mints, and insisted Joe should take them soon,
Because werewolves were attracted to bad breath, and it was a full moon,
But, Joe was cheap,
Thought Jimmy, a creep,
Then Jimmy turned into a werewolf, and Joe and Jimmy began to spoon.
Sunday, July 23, 2023
Tooth Truth
For teeth, there was once was a tube of paste,
It was never touched, and went to waste,
Soon no one had teeth,
They just gumed on their beef,
It seems not flushing and brushing was decided in haste.
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