LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Saturday, March 30, 2024
I WAS A CESSPOOL DIVER; NOT AN OLYMPIC SPORT
I went diving in a nasty cesspool, desperate to come clean,
It made my face all pucker up, so I used mamas Maybelline,
The cess got in my beautiful hair,
That's why my hair is no longer there,
I'll not enter a cesspool again, except in a submarine.
Saturday, December 16, 2023
MY SHOWER ROPE WAS EMPTY
Mason used up all the soap,
So, all I had was an empty rope,
So, I used up his shampoo,
Got even, true,
Now, he won't be telling ma, that I'm just a stupid dope.
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