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Sunday, August 13, 2023
Purple Is His Eye, And Broke Is Jimmy's Pelvis
Purple is Jim's swollen eye, and broke is Jim's pained Pelvis,
Jim got into a fight with a guy, named Big Alpha Elvis,
It was over a girl Jim tried to steal,
But, Jim offered no personal appeal,
Now Jim is mending up, staying with 3rd cousin Melvis.
Wednesday, July 5, 2023
BULLIES, EYEBALLS AND GOLD
I put an earring in my left ear,
It was gold, and financially dear,
But along came this Frankie,
He gave my earring a yankey,
The pain made my right eyeball tear.
Wednesday, June 14, 2023
POSSUMS GET INSIDE
There was a big old opossum, swimming in my bath tub,
His presence didn't bother me, after he gave a back rub,
It was an eye opening find,
Realizing possums were kind,
Then he bit off my ear, because he was hungry for grub.
Friday, January 27, 2023
THE MORALITY OF SPIDER SQUASHING
Squashed a big spider,
Random act of violence,
Regrets, found babies.
Monday, January 9, 2023
ITCHY RICHEY AND MY KITTY
I had this fish, his name was Richie,
He complained that he was itchy,
The cat offered a claw,
Gave Ritchie a naw,
Now my Ritchie is really twitchy.
Monday, July 11, 2022
MARNIE MADE A MOVE WHILE FISTING
My ex-friend, Marnie doesn't live here anymore,
Marnie moved to an apartment over a store,
Marnie and I were very tight,
But we had an ugly fight,
When Marnie left, Marnie fisted my front door.
Saturday, March 20, 2021
MY CHIN HURTS AND I SMELL, ALLEGEDLY
I think I hurt my little chin,
When I got smacked by the 1st violin,
Little Edith Bower,
Told me to shower,
And, if I didn't quit sticking she'd hit me again.
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