Little thief Edgar stole things starting with the letter "T"
Be it a trinket, trombone, tether ball or TV,
The item's value he didn't care,
He stole for the dare,
But thieving led him to profitability.
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Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 13, 2023
Wednesday, August 30, 2023
HOW I WIDEN MY HIPS
Outside it was lightning and rainy,
And I didn't feel like being brainy,
So I got out some chips,
To widen my big hips,
Watched Housewives, while eyeballs got strainy.
Monday, November 8, 2021
NO TEAM SPIRIT ON FOOTBALL SUNDAY
I cannot get my team spirit in gear,
It's football on Sunday and I have no cheer,
No ants in my pants,
To dance and shout chants,
Because the love of my life forgot beer.
Labels:
Beverages,
internet,
Refreshments,
Sports,
Team,
tv,
Watching Sports
Thursday, September 8, 2016
GETTING A CLEAR TV SIGNAL
My cable picture is pixeled,
My dish picture's all haze,
My antennae big booster,
Boosted my TV with a blaze,
Now, after all of my trouble,
My house lies out in burnt rubble,
It’s a reality show that my neighbors may gaze.
Labels:
ANTENNAE TV,
cable TV,
DISH TV,
house fire,
HUMOR,
irony,
poem,
tv
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